To sir with love

I had the best celebrity sighting ever yesterday in Amagansett. If you were sitting in front of me right now I’d make you guess.

I’d say, “Very very famous musician.” From that you would then, through a series of yes-no questions, narrow it down to Rock ‘n roll, British, and over 50. Then you would guess Elton John and I would say no. Then you would guess Mick Jagger and I would say no.

And then you would just know.

Right?

But then again maybe you wouldn’t.

So I would push my disbelief aside and throw another hint your way.

And then, really, you would know.